Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Keeping Abreast of the BOOBS of the World

NO, I don't have a photo for this posting.  My boobs don't look that great anymore and the rest of the boobs of the world have been pictured way too much.  SO here is my list of the BOOBS of the world.

1. One of our presidential candidates and believe it or not he gets TWO entries in the last week.
        1a:  When we have a tragic murder of one of our ambassadors, get your stories straight.  The statement came from the embassy BEFORE the attack on their buildings and the killing of 4 Americans.  The best thing to say when something tragic happens to Americans anywhere in the world that results in a death is an expression of sympathy to the families and the American people.  THEN get the facts straight before you give further commentary.
          1b:  Try not to offend 47% of the American voters.  Some of those people that are receiving money from the government are getting Social Security.  I know that isn't much money to you but it does count.  AND most of those 47% Americans are hard working people, some of them have jobs that pay under $10/hour.  If they weren't working in those jobs, you would have to clean your own toilets.

2.  PLEASE, would all politicians remember that this is a 'high tech' world.  People WILL have phones that can record your statements so think before you open your mouth. We all remember the last election when the current president made a comment about angry people clinging to their guns and religion.  I didn't put that in quotes because I don't have it exactly correct and YES I heard that discussion today on NPR so they really do catch both political parties.

3.  Any American that thinks we could have made the world a better place by taking our troops into any of the Middle Eastern countries.  Do you think (John McCain) that the world would be a better place if we had sent in our armies?  Would they now be more thankful?  Maybe they need to sort out their own problems for a while and decide what kind of a country they want for themselves.  Why is the RAGE so misguided?  What did we do?

4.  The FOOLS that made the terrible movie.  YES, we live in a country that values free speech but is it necessary to slander anyone that you can't understand or that you don't share their beliefs?  What did you think would happen when you 'put this out there'?  Did you just think that they would "see the error of their ways, give up their century old beliefs and thank you for your insightful movie?"  How would you feel if they made a similar movie about your religion?

5.  FINALLY, please, please, please guys.  Have you ever seen a breast that was really that unusual?  They all basically look the same, some are bigger, some are smaller, some are browner, some are white.  The poor Duchess of Cambridge was just trying to get a little tan on hers.  Do we really need to see pictures of them on the cover of ANY newspaper?  Do you need to have a picture of her breast that some FOOL took from about a half mile away while she was staying in a private home?   If you are that desperate for a look at a nice breast, spend some money and buy a magazine that is full of them.  Since this is a free country, there are a lot to choose from.  Or just go on the Internet, there are lots of sites that you can visit and get better pictures.

NOW, I know that I may have offended some of you.  I won't apologize because this is my blog and they are my opinions, JUST opinions.  You don't need to share them with me but I hope they made you think.

Try not to be a BOOB today and if you want to catch a glimpse of a pair, ask a friend or spouse if you can look at theirs.  I'm only sharing mine with one person.

3 comments:

  1. I am still laughing as I type. Believe it or not, this member of the 47% got all the jokes: ) I'm struggling to decide my favorite line. It's either "you'd have to clean your own toilets" OR "spend some money and buy a magazine that is full of them." I might have to declare a tie. Also, the title makes me giggle.

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  2. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I enjoyed that.

    Matt

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  3. :) Nice :) but can we trade the word Boob for Bugger (a good "pick," no?) or something equally unappealing. Boobs are too totally awesome to be tainted by dweebishness (although it makes for a darn good title!!).

    :) Sara

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